Chase drops 155 behind Josh Allen's five touchdowns, and the Bears go from 59 points to three.

Slim Pickens

Shane

98.38–155.12

proj 110.2 – 121.3

Game of the week

Lickity Split

Chase

Chase's 155.12 is the high score of the season so far, and his 287.28 points through two weeks is the fourth-best start by anyone in this league since 2019. Josh Allen (46.82) and Jaxon Smith-Njigba (38.0) combined for 84.82, which by itself would have beaten two full teams this week, and Christian McCaffrey added 20.6. Shane got a 37.78 from Jared Goff and still lost by 56.74: his other eight starters combined for 60.6, and Slim Pickens is 0-2 despite scoring the most points of any winless team.

God Hates Jags

Kevin

134.46–114.40

proj 121.1 – 111.6

SHOUGH ME YOUR TDS

Nick

Dak Prescott (37.76, four touchdowns and the Cowboys' record) and Davante Adams (35.5 on a 195-yard Monday night) carried Kevin to 2-0 while Bijan Robinson managed 9.6. Nick actually put up a respectable 114.4 with Jaxson Dart (0.8) hurt on the Giants' first drive and DJ Moore (-0.1) done after one quarter on Thursday. Amon-Ra St. Brown's 30.7 and a 16-point Brandon Aubrey kept it interesting, but two zeroes at QB and flex is too much to overcome.

The Washington C-Words

Mike

112.48–128.70

proj 106.7 – 108.6

Off In Church

Drew

The Panthers defense scored 24 for Drew on four takeaways and a Devin Lloyd pick-six, Jonathan Taylor went for 27.2 in a game the Colts lost in overtime, and Jake Ferguson chipped in 18.3 while Lamar Jackson (16.8) had a quiet day in Baltimore's loss. Mike got 66.3 from Patrick Mahomes and CeeDee Lamb and 46.2 from everyone else: David Montgomery scored 3.4, and Dallas Goedert left with a knee injury at 0.9. Off In Church evens up at 1-1.

Johnny Football Club

Johnny

82.06–111.02

proj 103.8 – 112.4

Gimme Yo Change!

Ethan

Ethan won by 29 with his quarterback carted off. Caleb Williams scored 7.72 before his hamstring gave out, but Ja'Marr Chase (23.0, two scores including the toe-tap catch of the year), DeVonta Smith (22.7) and George Kittle (16.0, 600th career catch) had it covered. Johnny's 82.06 was the week's low score, and the injury report explains a lot of it: Brock Bowers is out with a knee, Jordan Mason is on IR, Jonathon Brooks is doubtful, Jayden Reed (0.9) was carted off with a neck injury, Malik Nabers (0.6) is questionable after losing his quarterback on the first drive, and Kyler Murray got hurt in Week 1. Dalton Schultz (20.0) and Harrison Butker's game-winning night (16.0) were the whole show. Johnny Football Club is 0-2 for the first time since 2022. Most of Johnny's team has died. RIP.

Loop There It Is

Nate

110.44–88.18

proj 113.0 – 99.3

Nacua Matata

Conor

Kenneth Walker III (20.8) and James Cook (20.4) did the work for Nate, whose 2-0 start is his first since 2022. The worry: Jayden Daniels scored 16.74 and then dislocated his elbow, so Loop There It Is needs a quarterback. Conor got a 34.98 from Matthew Stafford, a week after a 4.1, and his other eight starters totaled 53.2, with Colston Loveland (0.8) still stuck on 0.8 points for the season. There is a glimmer of hope, though. Next week's opponent is Ethan, whose quarterback Caleb Williams left Sunday on a cart with a hamstring injury and may not play. Stafford just threw four touchdowns, Kyren Williams has scored in double digits both weeks, and Puka Nacua's return would give The Love Doctor its best receiver back. And Conor has been here before: he started 0-2 in 2023 and still made the playoffs.

T Smalls

Smalls

83.38–84.88

proj 106.6 – 117.1

CHEF CALE

Caleb

Two teams projected for a combined 224 scored 168, and Caleb survived by a point and a half. Justin Herbert (9.88, three fumbles and two picks) and Rhamondre Stevenson (3.1) nearly sank Chef Cale, but Jahmyr Gibbs (20.3) and a 19-point Dalton Kincaid fill-in got him to 2-0. Smalls got Saquon Barkley (2.5) knocked out with a stinger, a 1-point kicker and 5.0 from a banged-up Ladd McConkey, and T Smalls is 0-2 with two losses by a combined 32.6.