Fun Facts

Kevin and Nick have met 4 times in the playoffs (Kevin leads 4-0).

Oddities

Smalls is 14-8 in games decided by fewer than 5 points. Ice in the veins.

Oddities · 2018

Smalls went from 4-9 in 2017 to 9-4 in 2018, a 5-win turnaround.

Trophies

Ethan has lost 4 championship games. Always the bridesmaid.

Draft

Nick has drafted Christian McCaffrey 4 times. Someone check on him.

Draft

Caleb has drafted Stephen Gostkowski 4 times. Old flames die hard.

Oddities

Nick has had the best regular-season record 3 times but only 1 title to show for it.

Draft · 2019

Nate's best draft pick: Derrick Henry, the 42nd RB taken in 2019, who finished as the RB3.

Alex's best week ever: 135.00 points against Caleb in 2015 week 12.

Draft

Ethan has drafted at least one Packers player in 5 straight drafts.

Records · 2024

Ethan scored 145.94 in 2024 week 8 and still lost to Nate (151.28).

In 2014, Ethan outscored everyone, but Drew took the trophy.

Drew and Kevin have met 3 times in the playoffs (Kevin leads 2-1).

Caleb vs Shane is as even as it gets: 8-8 all time.

Rivalries

Caleb owns Drew: 22-8 all time.

In 2024, Nick outscored everyone, but Drew took the trophy.

Records · 2026

Mike's best week ever: 137.96 points against Ethan in 2026 week 1.

Draft · 2023

Shane's best draft pick: Nico Collins, the 58th WR taken in 2023, who finished as the WR8.

Oddities

Nate has had the best regular-season record 2 times but only 0 titles to show for it.

Records · 2021

The best team performance of all time: the 2021 Aaron it Out (Nick), 12-2 with 1997.9 points.

Chase vs Nate is as even as it gets: 7-7 all time.

Draft

Smalls has drafted Justin Tucker 5 times. He'd draft him again tomorrow.

Oddities

Chase has both won a title (2010) and finished last (2014). Range.

Since 2010, this league has played 1,451 games and scored 302,498 fantasy points.

Oddities

Smalls has both won a title (2012) and finished last (2016). Range.

Taylor's best team was the 2011 Team Evans: 5-8 with 806.0 points.

Trophies

Kevin has won 4 championships (2011, 2016, 2020, 2025).

Records · 2022

Caleb's best team was the 2022 CHEF CALE: 11-3 with 1703.5 points, the 3rd-best team-season in league history.

Draft

Conor waits on quarterbacks: round 7.9 on average, 2.1 rounds later than the league.

Streaks

Nate made the playoffs 3 seasons in a row.

Records

Conor has been the league's top scorer in 8 different weeks.

Oddities

Caleb has had the best regular-season record 2 times but only 1 title to show for it.

Ethan vs Johnny is as even as it gets: 13-14 all time.

Oddities

Drew has both won a title (2014) and finished last (2022). Range.

Streaks

Shane lost 14 in a row starting in 2010. Dark times.

Oddities

Based on all-play records, Shane has been 7.0 wins unluckier than their scoring deserves.

Draft

Caleb takes a kicker in round 10.6 on average, 2.9 rounds earlier than the league.

Ethan vs Nate is as even as it gets: 6-6 all time.

8 different owners have won a championship in 16 completed seasons.

Streaks

Kevin lost 7 in a row starting in 2018. Dark times.

Shane vs Smalls is as even as it gets: 14-14 all time.

Records · 2012

Smalls's best team was the 2012 T Smalls: 9-4 with 1218.0 points, the 13th-best team-season in league history.

The closest game ever: Nate beat Johnny by 0.00 in 2024 week 1.

Rivalries

Drew owns Nate: 9-3 all time.

Draft

Smalls has drafted at least one Commanders player in 6 straight drafts.

Ethan vs Shane is as even as it gets: 9-8 all time.

Alex's best team was the 2015 Big Ol' Bortles: 6-6 with 1162.0 points.

Oddities

Ethan has had the best regular-season record 4 times but only 2 titles to show for it.

Records · 2018

Shane led the league in scoring in 2018 with 1539.5 points.

Biggest blowout: Caleb crushed Drew by 101.3 points in 2022 week 1.

Streaks

Smalls lost 8 in a row starting in 2010. Dark times.

Records · 2021

The highest score in league history is 199.20 by Nick (2021 week 11).

Draft

9% of Chase's draft picks have been Browns (league average 3%). Chase always picks Browns players for some reason.

Oddities

Conor is 4-9 in games decided by fewer than 5 points. Somebody check the kicker.

Ryan's best week ever: 138.00 points against Shane in 2013 week 7.

Trophies

In 13 seasons, Nate has never played in a championship game.

Caleb vs Conor is as even as it gets: 7-6 all time.

Records · 2010

Chase's best team was the 2010 Team SypHILLIS: 8-5 with 1267.0 points, the 10th-best team-season in league history.

Records · 2018

Conor's best team was the 2018 Kareempie Surprise: 9-4 with 1390.0 points.

Johnny and Kevin have met 3 times in the playoffs (Kevin leads 2-1).

Streaks

Ethan lost 10 in a row starting in 2023. Dark times.

Oddities

Nate has finished dead last 2 times (2019, 2021).

Draft · 2021

Chase's best draft pick: Cordarrelle Patterson, the 60th RB taken in 2021, who finished as the RB9.

Trophies

Drew has won 2 championships (2014, 2024).

Trophies · 2025

Kevin won the 2025 title as the 6th seed.

Kevin vs Nate is as even as it gets: 7-6 all time.

Streaks

Kevin once won 9 straight games (2025 week 11 to 2026 week 2).

Oddities · 2022

Ethan's 2022 team went 11-3 despite an all-play record of 78-76. Schedule luck.

Oddities · 2012

The biggest collapse in league history: Ethan went from 13-0 in 2011 to 5-8 in 2012.

Oddities

Conor has beaten the eventual champion 5 times in the regular season. Giant killer.

Rivalries

Kevin has beaten Nick 5 straight times.

Oddities

After winning in 2016, Kevin finished 11th the next season. The hangover was real.

Records · 2018

Shane's best team was the 2018 Team Mike: 8-5 with 1539.5 points, the 25th-best team-season in league history.

Records · 2019

The lowest score ever posted was 40.00 by Drew in 2019 week 7.

In 2018, Shane outscored everyone, but Ethan took the trophy.

Oddities

Johnny has both won a title (2013) and finished last (2012). Range.

Chase and Kevin have met 33 times, more than any other pair.

Ryan's best team was the 2013 Team Fuck Johnny : 7-6 with 1155.0 points.

Trophies

Ethan has won 2 championships (2015, 2018).

Streaks

Johnny once won 7 straight games (2019 week 11 to 2020 week 1).

Trophies

Nate scores 5.4 more points per game in the playoffs than in the regular season. Built for December.

Caleb vs Chase is as even as it gets: 8-7 all time.

Johnny vs Smalls is as even as it gets: 11-10 all time.

Draft

Kevin has drafted at least one Vikings player in 5 straight drafts.

Oddities

Smalls sets the best lineups in the league: missed swaps cost only 9.8 points per game since 2019, 2nd-best.

Oddities

Smalls has had the best regular-season record 2 times but only 1 title to show for it.

Oddities

Kevin has both won a title (2011) and finished last (2018). Range.

Streaks

Nate lost 7 in a row starting in 2018. Dark times.

Draft

Johnny has drafted Eagles D/ST 6 times. He'd draft him again tomorrow.

Oddities · 2011

Chase was robbed in 2011: 5-8 with an all-play record of 79-38.

Draft

Caleb has drafted at least one Broncos player in 6 straight drafts.

Records · 2024

Drew's best team was the 2024 Off In Church: 9-5 with 1647.3 points, the 11th-best team-season in league history.

Oddities

Ethan has both won a title (2015) and finished last (2024). Range.

Trophies · 2022

Caleb's 2022 title was decided off the field: the final froze at 78.92 to 81.00 when the Bills–Bengals game was cancelled, and the league awarded him the championship.

Oddities · 2011

Ethan went 13-0 in 2011 and did not win the title.

Johnny vs Nate is as even as it gets: 8-9 all time.

Trophies

Johnny wins the championship 66% of the time he makes the playoffs, and 100% of the time he makes the championship game. Don't let him in the dance.

Streaks

Ethan once won 14 straight games (2011 week 1 to 2011 week 14).

Conor vs Nick is as even as it gets: 6-6 all time.

Records · 2021

The 2021 Aaron it Out (Nick) scored 1997.9 points, the most ever in a season.

League

Nate has used 11 different team names. Identity crisis or branding genius?

Draft

12% of Nate's draft picks have been Ravens (league average 4%). Nate always picks Ravens players for some reason.

Rivalries

Nick has beaten Shane 5 straight times.

Streaks

Caleb once won 8 straight games (2017 week 6 to 2017 week 13).

Draft

Kevin has drafted David Johnson 5 times. Some habits are permanent.

Oddities

Shane has finished dead last 4 times (2011, 2017, 2020, 2023).

In 2012, Kevin outscored everyone, but Smalls took the trophy.

Draft

Drew has drafted at least one Chargers player in 9 straight drafts.

Oddities

Nate has lost 19 games since 2019 that a single lineup swap would have won.

Draft

Ethan has drafted Aaron Rodgers 5 times. Muscle memory.

Nate vs Smalls is as even as it gets: 8-9 all time.

Drew vs Smalls is as even as it gets: 9-10 all time.

Trophies

Nick has lost 2 championship games. Always the bridesmaid.

Ethan and Smalls have met 3 times in the playoffs (Ethan leads 2-1).

Draft

Gatto loves drafting tight ends.

In 2020, Caleb outscored everyone, but Kevin took the trophy.

Trophies

Kevin has lost 3 championship games. Always the bridesmaid.

Trophies

Johnny has won 4 championships (2013, 2017, 2019, 2023).

Records · 2013

Johnny's best team was the 2013 Vick In A Box: 9-4 with 1335.0 points, the 5th-best team-season in league history.

Draft

Drew has drafted 49ers D/ST 4 times. The group chat has noticed.

Nick vs Smalls is as even as it gets: 6-7 all time.

Oddities

Chase has finished dead last 2 times (2014, 2025).

Streaks

Conor lost 9 in a row starting in 2022. Dark times.

In 2019, Nick outscored everyone, but Johnny took the trophy.

Draft

11% of Shane's draft picks have been Steelers (league average 3%). Shane always picks Steelers players for some reason.

Ethan vs Kevin is as even as it gets: 12-11 all time.

Oddities

Based on all-play records, Kevin has been 4.5 wins luckier than their scoring deserves.

Oddities · 2019

The biggest turnaround in league history: Kevin went from 2-11 in 2018 to 8-5 in 2019.

Oddities · 2019

The worst lineup call in league history: in 2019 week 5, Nate started Stefon Diggs (5.5) over Will Fuller V (46.0) and lost to Kevin by 1.00.

Oddities

Based on all-play records, Ethan has been 7.2 wins luckier than their scoring deserves.

Streaks

Nick lost 7 in a row starting in 2017. Dark times.

In 2011, Ethan outscored everyone, but Kevin took the trophy.

Streaks

Nick once won 13 straight games (2021 week 6 to 2022 week 2).

Draft

Chase has drafted Ezekiel Elliott 5 times. Someone check on him.

Records · 2010

Chase led the league in scoring in 2010 with 1267.0 points.

Draft

Shane has drafted Ben Roethlisberger 4 times. Ride or die.

Defending champions finish 5.9 on average the following year. 0 of 15 have repeated.

Draft

Conor has drafted DJ Moore 4 times. Ride or die.

Records · 2019

Caleb won a game with just 66.50 points in 2019 week 12.

Streaks

Chase lost 8 in a row starting in 2012. Dark times.

Draft

7% of Nick's draft picks have been Giants (league average 3%). Nick always picks Giants players for some reason.

Rivalries

Conor owns Drew: 8-4 all time.

Streaks

Caleb lost 7 in a row starting in 2013. Dark times.

Oddities

Shane owns the longest title drought: 17 seasons and counting.

Draft

10% of Johnny's draft picks have been Eagles (league average 4%). Johnny always picks Eagles players for some reason.

Rivalries

Chase has beaten Smalls 5 straight times.

Chase vs Drew is as even as it gets: 11-11 all time.

Records · 2024

Nate's best team was the 2024 Zay My Name: 9-4 with 1664.4 points.

Streaks

Shane once won 8 straight games (2015 week 6 to 2015 week 13).

Draft

Nate has drafted Derrick Henry 5 times. Old flames die hard.

Taylor's best week ever: 82.00 points against Smalls in 2011 week 7.

Ethan and Kevin have met 3 times in the playoffs (Ethan leads 2-1).

In 2025, Nick outscored everyone, but Kevin took the trophy.

Streaks

Drew lost 7 in a row starting in 2019. Dark times.

Rivalries

Drew has beaten Nate 8 straight times.

Ravens D/ST is the most drafted player in league history, taken 16 times.