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All-Time Rankings
The best single-season teams ever assembled, the greatest owners of all time, and who has been getting lucky.
Leaderboard
Best team performances of all time
Score = 50 × win% + 15 × era-adjusted scoring (z-score of points within that season) + playoff bonus (champion 25, runner-up 12, third 6, playoffs 3).
| # | Team | Owner | Year | Record | Points | Scoring z | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Aaron it Out | Nick | 2021 | 12-2 .857 | 1,997.9 | +3.17 | Champion | 115.4 |
| 2 |  Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2015 | 11-2 .846 | 1,393.0 | +2.41 | Champion | 103.4 |
| 3 |  CHEF CALE | Caleb | 2022 | 11-3 .786 | 1,703.5 | +1.99 | Champion | 94.1 |
| 4 |  God Hates Jags | Kevin | 2016 | 9-4 .692 | 1,541.0 | +2.16 | Champion | 92 |
| 5 |  Vick In A Box | Johnny | 2013 | 9-4 .692 | 1,335.0 | +1.83 | Champion | 87.1 |
| 6 |  Lawrence of Amon-RaBia | Johnny | 2023 | 11-3 .786 | 1,587.7 | +1.48 | Champion | 86.5 |
| 7 | Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2014 | 8-5 .615 | 1,388.0 | +2.71 | Runner-up | 83.5 |
| 8 | Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2011 | 13-0 1.000 | 1,398.0 | +1.33 | Runner-up | 82 |
| 9 | Ertz Wentz and Fire | Johnny | 2017 | 7-6 .538 | 1,455.0 | +1.83 | Champion | 79.3 |
| 10 |  Team SypHILLIS | Chase | 2010 | 8-5 .615 | 1,267.0 | +1.21 | Champion | 73.9 |
| 11 |  Off In Church | Drew | 2024 | 9-5 .643 | 1,647.3 | +1.09 | Champion | 73.5 |
| 12 | Dude Where's Lamar | Johnny | 2019 | 7-6 .538 | 1,426.5 | +1.34 | Champion | 72 |
| 13 |  T Smalls | Smalls | 2012 | 9-4 .692 | 1,218.0 | +0.75 | Champion | 70.8 |
| 14 |  God Hates Jags | Kevin | 2020 | 8-5 .615 | 1,483.9 | +1.00 | Champion | 70.8 |
| 15 | Bloodbath And Beyond | Kevin | 2012 | 8-5 .615 | 1,297.0 | +1.67 | Runner-up | 67.8 |
| 16 |  LAPORTA POTTY | Nick | 2025 | 9-5 .643 | 1,621.7 | +1.55 | Runner-up | 67.4 |
| 17 | Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2018 | 8-5 .615 | 1,448.5 | +0.54 | Champion | 63.9 |
| 18 | Bloodbath And Beyond | Kevin | 2011 | 8-5 .615 | 1,161.0 | +0.52 | Champion | 63.6 |
| 19 |  Tucker? I don't Even know her | Nick | 2020 | 9-4 .692 | 1,491.1 | +1.10 | Runner-up | 63.1 |
| 20 |  AbsolutRedskins Nut | Caleb | 2017 | 11-2 .846 | 1,361.5 | +1.02 | Playoffs | 60.6 |
| 21 | God Hates Jags | Kevin | 2015 | 9-4 .692 | 1,271.0 | +1.25 | Third | 59.4 |
| 22 |  CHEF CALE | Caleb | 2023 | 9-5 .643 | 1,578.5 | +1.35 | Third | 58.4 |
| 23 | Bloodbath And Beyond | Kevin | 2010 | 9-4 .692 | 1,229.0 | +0.78 | Runner-up | 58.2 |
| 24 |  1st Down Syndrome | Drew | 2011 | 10-3 .769 | 1,252.0 | +0.83 | Third | 56.9 |
| 25 |  Team Mike | Shane | 2018 | 8-5 .615 | 1,539.5 | +1.34 | Third | 56.9 |
| 26 |  Dez Caught It | Gatto | 2016 | 8-5 .615 | 1,405.5 | +0.89 | Runner-up | 56.1 |
| 27 |  Zay My Name | Nate | 2024 | 9-4-1 .679 | 1,664.4 | +1.22 | Playoffs | 55.3 |
| 28 |  Team Browndog | Brown | 2025 | 9-5 .643 | 1,576.6 | +1.05 | Third | 53.8 |
| 29 |  Token Brother | Caleb | 2012 | 8-5 .615 | 1,245.0 | +1.06 | Third | 52.7 |
| 30 |  Le’Veon la Vida Loca | Nick | 2019 | 7-6 .538 | 1,436.5 | +1.47 | Playoffs | 52 |
| 31 |  COVID CALE | Caleb | 2020 | 7-6 .538 | 1,516.9 | +1.43 | Playoffs | 51.3 |
| 32 |  Lickity Split | Chase | 2015 | 10-3 .769 | 1,140.0 | +0.01 | Runner-up | 50.6 |
| 33 |  God Hates Jags | Kevin | 2022 | 9-5 .643 | 1,570.6 | +0.82 | Third | 50.5 |
| 34 |  Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2019 | 10-3 .769 | 1,368.0 | +0.57 | Playoffs | 50.1 |
| 35 |  AbsolutRedskins Nut | Caleb | 2016 | 9-4 .692 | 1,395.0 | +0.79 | Playoffs | 49.5 |
| 36 | Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2017 | 9-4 .692 | 1,260.0 | +0.14 | Runner-up | 48.8 |
| 37 | Doyle RULESSSSS! | Smalls | 2018 | 9-4 .692 | 1,468.0 | +0.71 | Playoffs | 48.3 |
| 38 |  Gimme Yo Change! | Ethan | 2022 | 11-3 .786 | 1,453.3 | -0.20 | Runner-up | 48.2 |
| 39 |  Off In Church | Drew | 2025 | 8-6 .571 | 1,578.2 | +1.06 | Playoffs | 47.5 |
| 40 |  God Hates Jags | Kevin | 2019 | 8-5 .615 | 1,347.0 | +0.30 | Runner-up | 47.2 |
GOAT
Greatest owners of all time
Championships, finals, playoff trips, regular-season dominance and scoring, weighed across a whole career.
1
Kevin 17 seasons
123-964 titles12 playoffs
100.9
2
Johnny 17 seasons
110-106-34 titles6 playoffs
91.2
3
Ethan 17 seasons
121-982 titles10 playoffs
81.8
4
Nick 13 seasons
96-69-21 title9 playoffs
65.8
5
Caleb 16 seasons
109-96-11 title9 playoffs
55.6
6
Drew 17 seasons
105-112-22 titles6 playoffs
41.6
7
Smalls 17 seasons
99-117-31 title5 playoffs
39.4
8
Chase 17 seasons
109-1101 title6 playoffs
34.4
9
RRyan 1 seasons
7-60 titles1 playoff
22.8
10
Nate 13 seasons
80-86-10 titles4 playoffs
22.1
11
Brown 4 seasons
28-270 titles2 playoffs
21.9
12
Gatto 7 seasons
41-520 titles2 playoffs
20.2
13
Conor 12 seasons
68-85-10 titles4 playoffs
19.4
14
Shane 17 seasons
97-120-20 titles7 playoffs
18.4
15
Mike 1 seasons
3-30 titles1 playoff
17.8
16
AAlex 2 seasons
13-12-10 titles0 playoffs
15.8
17
TTaylor 1 seasons
5-80 titles0 playoffs
8
18
CCole 1 seasons
5-80 titles0 playoffs
6.7
19
JJP 2 seasons
9-170 titles0 playoffs
6.4
Schedule luck
Luck index
Expected wins come from the all-play record (how many teams you outscored each week). Luck = actual wins − expected wins.